I’ve been cleaning. Or, should I say, meaning to clean. Haha.
I was just minding my own business when the biggest house spider I’ve ever seen practically galloped across my living room floor. I grabbed my ever-ready Dyson and sucked it up. (I was holding the hose with my hand and that sucker was so big it STUNG my hand as it hit the hose where I was holding it!) Now, I’d like to believe it’s dead, but I’ve sucked up ants before and found them later making themselves at home in the dust inside the canister. :S I can’t find its carcass. And I’m not opening that thing up without backup. So…do you think it lived and it’s going to come crawling out of my vacuum cleaner to get revenge? Maybe I should put my Dyson outside and hope that it doesn’t get stolen.
Now I’m eyeing my vacuum with suspicion. I…don’t…trust…you…
Why do arthropods make us act so bizarrely?